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Look, mate, I don't know who you are or
what's going on here, but you've got the

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wrong guys.

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Me and Mr Martin, we're just property
developers.

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Normal, honest property developers, yes.

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All we want to do is to find a
beautiful, unspoiled piece of land and

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thousands of homes on it.

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I know who you are.

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You do?

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Yes. You intend to unearth the past.

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I can't allow that.

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Please, don't kill us. We'll do anything
you ask.

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We'll be your sex puppets. Will we? Yes.

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What, you went straight to sex puppets?
Wouldn't that have been a bit tamer

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first?

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Wait! Maybe just kill him and not me.

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Seriously? I was best man at your
wedding. Best available man, yes. Keith

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holiday. Here we go, Keith.

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He's always on about bloody golden boy,
Keith.

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I bet you'd rather be here with Keith
now.

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God, no.

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Then he'd be killed. That's the one good
thing about you being here. At least

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Keith is.

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Silence!

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It is time.

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Faith! Do what you're going to do, but
know this.

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We're up in heaven because all property
developers go there.

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We will both be looking down at you with
utter contempt.

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Look down on me as

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much as you want.

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We selected as fine investigators,
leaders in your respective fields of

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apprehending criminals.

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We, the Serious Crimes Agency, have been
tasked with training you further to

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make you more effective law enforcement
officers.

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Gemma Bremer, you are not a leader in
any field, but your presence was

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by an anonymous informant that is
helping us with a double murder and will

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to you and you alone.

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Excitement.

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Put my good joggers on for this.

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Go! Work!

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Move! Keep going! Move faster! Come on!

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Move it up! Move the bloody itch!

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What's wrong with you, you little
ginger?

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Break his thumb!

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Red or blue?

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Red or blue?

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Oh, we'll look in jail.

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You've actually found something you're
good at.

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Sorry!

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Sorry!

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No!

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I did it!

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Look! You've got a gun.

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Did they give you a real gun?

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I know.

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Mad or what?

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You were very quick.

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Are you sure they managed to fully train
you up as an elite crime fighter in

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just a morning?

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Yes.

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I must have been way ahead of the other
trainees because at one point they told

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me it was pointless trying to teach me
anymore and they just gave me my

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certificate and told me to read this
money.

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Oh, yeah.

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And the gun. Nearly forgot.

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I'm looking how you managed to forget
about the dangerous weapon.

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You know, with the mere minutes of being
given it.

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I know.

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What am I like?

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Come on.

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We don't want to keep Mr Anonymous
waiting.

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We need to get to the scene of the
crime.

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Barrington Rugby Club?

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What? The Barrington Rugby Club?

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One with the Barrington Wasps?

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Doing your research.

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I'm impressed.

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Not research. It's my life.

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As a kid, my Uncle Brian used to take me
watching Barrington Wasps every

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Saturday. It's only bright spot and an
otherwise dreary childhood.

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Sat on the terraces watching the game
with my Uncle Brian in the bar drinking.

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And after the match, he'd make us meet
him and remind him where we lived.

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Well, come on, then.

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With all your insider knowledge, we'll
crack this case in no time.

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Yeah, but what I still don't get is why
this mystery informant just wants you.

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I mean, I am always there when they
catch the killer.

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As you well know.

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I mean, begrudgingly, yeah, but I'm
still there.

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Oh, that'll be the ambulance.

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Tiny teething issue with the gun.

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Load of fuss, haven't I?

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Yeah, well, thank God.

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With this new training, does that make
you my superior?

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No.

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No, not at all.

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And in many ways, absolutely yes.

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Just for clarity, when you were training
to safely use the gun, did you actually

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shoot somebody with the gun?

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When it's an accident, Harry, it's
called a negligent discharger.

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And I may...

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Had discharged someone negligently.

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So here's the note.

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Send Gemma Bremer and I will help you
solve this case.

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Oh, I like this one.

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Takes pride in his work. It's got
beautiful handwriting.

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An impeccable taste in investigators.

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And here we have the victims.

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Mr Martin and Mr Bradley.

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Property developers.

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Both were found dead.

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On top of the rugby post.

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Both victims had this strange symbol
carved into their foreheads. I've no

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what it represents.

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Maybe they were goths.

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Goths?

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In high -vis jackets.

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How'd they get them up there?

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Cherry picker.

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One was found down the road. No prints
on it or nothing.

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They weren't even tied on there.

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They were inserted into what Mother
calls the dirty place.

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Oh.

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That one there.

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You then, then.

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Police people.

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I am. He's not.

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I'm not sure you'll make it.

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You must be here about the pesky little
double murder.

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I'm Gwyn, club chairman. Pleased to meet
you. You don't happen to have a pan for

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the parking, do you?

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Do you not get free parking working
here?

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Not for me. For you. Your parking. It's
a pound.

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Please.

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Lovely.

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Shall we just pop in and get this over
and done with soonest? Yes?

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Good.

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This has been just awful for the club.

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We'd agreed a tale of the ground to
Bradley and Martin.

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Bulldozer's booked and everything.

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I guess that deal's off the table now
they've both been... impaled.

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Wait, what? You're selling the club? You
can't do that.

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I have to. We're broke.

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Oh, financial difficulties.

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I smell a clue. Make yourself useful,
Perry, and remember that.

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Just need to strike a deal with another
property developer.

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There are other interested parties.
Shouldn't take too long.

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Once, hopefully, you've caught the
killer.

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Oh. We will.

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This investigation will be run by the
book. This book.

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I'm already two chapters in.

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So, the press are here. Pain in the bum.
But maybe,

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while you're talking about the two
victims, you might mention my skip hire

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business. A bit of free advertising
never hurts.

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Seriously? And try to keep things
upbeat.

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Ugly words like...

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Homicide. And the other homicide.

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Don't reflect well on the club. Yes?

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Don't worry.

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We'll be sensitive.

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The members must be absolutely
heartbroken about what's gone on.

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Yeah.

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They all look proper gutted.

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Of course, my grandfather built this
place from the proceeds of his famous

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Predictions for the Future of the Doomed
Human Race.

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And in his day, rugby was for a higher
class of person than you see here today.

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And we are overjoyed to be showing them
a life that is more than just Chinese

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takeaway, all -inclusive holidays, and
wearing pyjamas on the school run for

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children that, let's be honest, may not
even be theirs.

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But in answer to your question, yes.

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Very sad.

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Thoughts and prayers, all of that.

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Right, settle down, everyone.

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People, can we have some hush?

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Can I ask for some...

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That's phenomenal, that

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is.

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As we all know.

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There have been two little tiny, really,
mithaps that befell Mr. Bradley and Mr.

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Martin, yes?

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And how do we get rid of this grief?

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I don't know.

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But what I do know is how to get rid of
those unwanted household items in one of

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Gwyn's gorgeous skips available in mini,
midi and maxi size.

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Oh, right.

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The Serious Crimes Agency has sent us
someone to look into it.

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I don't make much of her. Let's see what
you all think.

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Jenny!

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Gemma. It's Gemma.

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Hello, everyone.

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Thanks, Gwyn, for that lovely
introduction.

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Now, I know you're scared.

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I'm not scared.

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Should I be scared?

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Is everyone else scared?

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I wasn't until she said, now it's
started.

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But I think it's important to keep panic
to a minimum.

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To a minimum, she said.

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Not no panic.

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A minimum panic, that means some panic.
She hasn't told us when, or the exact

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amount. So is the madam keeping it to
herself?

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We can assure you that those two bodies
found corked on the rugby post.

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will be the last bodies you will see in
this place.

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Oh, this is awkward.

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We're not usually the only ones
screaming.

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that Bradley and Martin had on their
foreheads.

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Creepy Alan.

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Creepy.

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Don't panic now.

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I'm starting to panic.

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Yeah, that helps anyone.

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By Creepy Allen.

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Just a thought.

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Should we go through Creepy Allen's
pockets?

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See if he had any cash on him when he
died.

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For the funeral, obviously.

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Well, maybe tax his to and from. If he
did, it's probably been absorbed by the

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fluids the body uses as it decomposes.

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You could probably put coins into cola
to dissolve all the biological mess off

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them, but when you consider how much
water they waste making that stuff, you

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have to ask yourself what the real
profit would be.

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I know, I'll go.

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Are you sure you've never seen this
symbol before?

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No, never.

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Here, quick.

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We don't know what he died of yet.

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Now, this may tingle.

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I'll make it at home. It's a bit
stronger than the stuff in the shops,

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Oh, you might not want to touch your
face or genitals for six to 12 hours,

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you'll thank me when you continue to be
alive.

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Dirt.

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Be the end of us all.

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Just you see.

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Creepy Alan?

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Did you know him well? Was he a close
friend?

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Creepy Alan? We knew him, but not as
well as he wanted us to.

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He kept sending me pictures, and not of
his face.

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When we hadn't seen him for a few
months, we all thought he'd gone to

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Claimed he was travelling.

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But I travel.

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He didn't have a single selfie outside a
temple.

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or I Love Thailand T -shirt to his name.
And it's like I always say, if you

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really want to know a culture, buy its T
-shirt.

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Oh.

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Yeah, very exotic.

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It is. You're right. The interesting
thing is, this T -shirt was actually

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in China.

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But I don't mind being controversial.

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Did he have any relatives I could speak
to?

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Oh, he had a wife, didn't he?

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Creepy Gwendolyn.

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Oh. Very plain, but not in a way you
could take pity on. I'm sure you can

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identify Jenny.

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Gemma.

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Someone should pop round and tell her.

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No need now. There she is.

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Assistant, assist me.

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Right.

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Time spent on this case, one hour.

258
00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:06,880
New dead bodies, who?

259
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,540
People acting strangely.

260
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,330
27. I need to know the set of hands on
this.

261
00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:16,350
Well, maybe you should call your new
friends.

262
00:16:16,610 --> 00:16:17,950
You're not the saviour of your crimes.

263
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Agents, I think, eh?

264
00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:21,269
No way.

265
00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:22,430
That would be so embarrassing.

266
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,710
Desperate times call for desperate
measures.

267
00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:29,170
Yeah, but who could you call who'd be
free to stick their nose in where it's

268
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wanted at the drop of a hat?

269
00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:35,510
Oh, Gemma, no.

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Everyone, this is... Wait.

271
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Hello to new subscribers. This is my
channel. Makeup, mantras, lifestyle,

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travel, unboxing.

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Basically, anything I like that will
make you give me a like is what I like.

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this week, change of pace, we're
investigating a murder.

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This is my sister, Gemma.

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She's out of her depth, so she's called
me in.

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I'll have you know I am fully in my
depth.

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She's right. She's a needy.

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That's her husband, Terry. Let me know
if you think one of them's punching

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their weight in the comments below.

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I think you're right. It's both of them.

282
00:17:23,619 --> 00:17:27,200
So, guys, which one of these do we think
is the murderer?

283
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This one's got terrible roots, hasn't
she? And both these blokes look like

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they've got suits made out of skin in
their spare rooms.

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Like and subscribe if you want to watch
me finding out which one of these wrong

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-uns is the murderer.

287
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Oh, plus...

288
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Hopefully, if he's forgiven me for
spilling kombucha in his Ferrari,

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tips would be required.

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She had a way about her.

291
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Creepy, wasn't it?

292
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I put you and Terry on this because
you're believable as my gullible,

293
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unqualified assistant.

294
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Remember, blend in and be subtle.

295
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Oh,

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Gwyn's gorgeous skips.

297
00:18:27,350 --> 00:18:32,050
Now, if we can just tap the rest of this
place off a bit. Put on a fun day.

298
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Show people what a great investment this
will be. With families teeming about

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the place, we will get a better price.
Yes?

300
00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:40,810
To the castle!

301
00:18:41,390 --> 00:18:46,130
Taking the dead bodies down from the
rugby post is already making it feel a

302
00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:52,390
more cheery. And all so they can
demolish it and build affordable

303
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Like the Borenesian used to say, when
the end comes, only a fool denies it.

304
00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:02,870
Who? Are they from ethics? I think I've
parted with them once.

305
00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:07,110
The Borenesian were an ancient
civilization, circa 900.

306
00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:10,650
They invented lots of things before
anybody else.

307
00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:16,610
Wigs, doorstops, mixer taps, the list
goes on.

308
00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:49,610
Sorry, did we worry you? Just doing our
primal screaming.

309
00:19:49,870 --> 00:19:51,490
Good for lowering stress.

310
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You should try it. You look very
anxious.

311
00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:55,490
Do you think?

312
00:19:57,090 --> 00:19:58,049
What now?

313
00:19:58,050 --> 00:20:02,010
An OMG to the new 20 ,000 of you who
joined as we started investigating the

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murders. And even Mick Hudson just
texted to say he's a fan. Morbid little

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monkey that he is. Quick update, guys.

316
00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:08,770
The people are lunatic.

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00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:13,230
My ears are still ringing and we're no
closer to catching the killer. So, like

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a...

319
00:20:22,570 --> 00:20:23,189
Stay up.

320
00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:24,370
How much are your burgers?

321
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:26,190
Famished.

322
00:20:27,030 --> 00:20:31,090
It's hard work being an unqualified
assistant to a tyrant and partnered up

323
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a narcissist.

324
00:20:32,370 --> 00:20:34,610
I'm both lonely and smothered at the
same time.

325
00:20:35,170 --> 00:20:38,510
Oh, I'd love to be smothered.

326
00:20:39,910 --> 00:20:42,050
Gasping for air, the rush of blood to
the head.

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Dancing on the precipice of death before
you're dragged back to what you

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laughably call life.

329
00:20:49,090 --> 00:20:50,090
Lovely that.

330
00:20:51,790 --> 00:20:54,850
But to answer your question, you can
have one for free if you like, seeing as

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you're a law.

332
00:20:55,990 --> 00:20:58,290
No, I'm married to the law.

333
00:20:59,110 --> 00:21:01,250
I suppose I'm... The law's in law.

334
00:21:06,050 --> 00:21:07,050
Oh.

335
00:21:08,990 --> 00:21:09,990
No, it takes me back.

336
00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:16,310
You know, the early 80s burgers that had
them unknown chewy bits in them.

337
00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:18,490
Came here as a kid, did you?

338
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:20,530
Yeah, every weekend.

339
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:22,430
I used to come too.

340
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:24,250
Not for the rugby.

341
00:21:25,230 --> 00:21:28,170
I used to wait until night and look for
dead animals in the bushes.

342
00:21:29,390 --> 00:21:30,390
Happier times.

343
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:31,590
Look at me now.

344
00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:33,790
Head groundsman at the same ground.

345
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,350
So now I can look for them in the day.

346
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:44,190
You don't have to help, you know.

347
00:21:44,510 --> 00:21:45,550
Oh, I'm aware of that.

348
00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:48,150
But Gemma seems to think I should get to
know you all.

349
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,160
Quite why I'll never understand.

350
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:52,760
And elevate!

351
00:21:54,720 --> 00:22:00,300
So, Monica, you need to pass yourself
off as intrigued so as to get

352
00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:03,120
about the case, but not in a threatening
or interrogative manner.

353
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,420
Use your powers, Monica.

354
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,320
Draw them in by flirting.

355
00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:21,200
So what do you think of these bloody
pesky murders?

356
00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:25,480
I think it's all how you look at it.
We're an overpopulated planet.

357
00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:29,140
Mankind has taken too many wrong
turnings.

358
00:22:29,540 --> 00:22:32,400
So lightening the law by a few probably
really helps.

359
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,600
Certainly one way of looking at it, I
suppose.

360
00:22:36,060 --> 00:22:37,660
This fellow's just doing his bit.

361
00:22:38,140 --> 00:22:44,740
If we all just killed a few people, the
world would be a happier place.

362
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,220
Quick question, just for giggles.

363
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,060
What meat's in this burger?

364
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:56,800
Just so I can... There are a lot of
found dead animals or human beings that

365
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,120
might feel were expendable.

366
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,400
It's not meat.

367
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:01,780
It's fake meat.

368
00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:07,120
All my stuff's vegan. 100 % taste, 0 %
guilt.

369
00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:10,960
Better for the environment, better for
your insides.

370
00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:15,920
If I could climb inside you, I'd see
your colon smiling back at me.

371
00:23:16,380 --> 00:23:17,380
Vegan.

372
00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:23,960
Me. And you'll thank me tomorrow when
your aunt Isla comes out lovely.

373
00:23:29,180 --> 00:23:35,880
The bunting's so reminiscent of the
favelas of Rio de Janeiro, where I was

374
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,280
hostage by some very warm and welcoming
people.

375
00:23:38,780 --> 00:23:41,280
Oh, that's... fascinating.

376
00:23:42,180 --> 00:23:44,980
Are you saying my husband's kidnap was
fascinating?

377
00:23:45,620 --> 00:23:47,200
Because it bloody wasn't!

378
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,920
Six weeks they had him. I was worried
sick.

379
00:23:51,340 --> 00:23:54,480
You seem angry enough for me to say I'm
sorry.

380
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:57,520
Kerry Katona had that look before the
plane started flying.

381
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:03,400
Six weeks of living in a five -star
hotel on the beach while I tried to

382
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,220
the kidnappers some basic manners.

383
00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:09,880
I don't mind paying a ransom, but I will
not do it without a thank you.

384
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,520
She held out so long for that thank you.

385
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,740
In the end, they gave her a discount.

386
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:21,340
Prove them about the victim. Ask about
Creepy Gwendolyn.

387
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,180
So, uh... What?

388
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,840
Creepy Gwendolyn creepy as well?

389
00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:29,960
No. She was just married to Creepy Alan.

390
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:34,620
So she was creepy through marriage? Yes.

391
00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:48,150
Four people are dead.

392
00:24:49,090 --> 00:24:50,830
You're not doing your job.

393
00:24:51,170 --> 00:24:52,170
Who is this?

394
00:24:52,350 --> 00:24:53,570
With your weird voice?

395
00:24:54,870 --> 00:24:57,450
Oh, if it is a disability, I am sorry.

396
00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:59,750
I'm the one who sent you the note.

397
00:25:00,610 --> 00:25:05,090
I'm the one who demanded the serious
crime agency recruit you.

398
00:25:05,490 --> 00:25:07,770
Oh, with the lovely handwriting.

399
00:25:08,670 --> 00:25:11,370
Oh, well, uh, thank you.

400
00:25:12,690 --> 00:25:14,050
So what's your deal, then?

401
00:25:14,909 --> 00:25:16,650
You've got me here. Are you going to
help me?

402
00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:19,030
I'm afraid I can't give away too much.

403
00:25:19,270 --> 00:25:20,470
It could ruin everything.

404
00:25:20,970 --> 00:25:25,970
Oh, I... I once dated a boy who said if
I didn't do a certain thing, it would

405
00:25:25,970 --> 00:25:27,950
ruin everything. So I'm not playing.

406
00:25:28,830 --> 00:25:31,970
What I can tell you is that this is
bigger than just a club.

407
00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:34,730
What's going on here affects everybody.

408
00:25:35,730 --> 00:25:37,350
Everybody, everywhere.

409
00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:46,100
Right then, you.

410
00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:48,840
Where's the chapter on talking to
weirdos?

411
00:26:03,940 --> 00:26:07,020
I'm telling you, Gemma, we don't need to
tell anyone.

412
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:10,860
Yeah, I mean, we have to kill a few kind
of what they taste like. But now we

413
00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:13,180
know, we can make big versions of that
thing.

414
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:17,220
Stop getting distracted. Remember why
we're here. We have to operate as a

415
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:18,860
One mission, one purpose.

416
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,540
Top of the murder. See you, guys.

417
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:23,799
Monica's here.

418
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:27,900
Hi, guys. You join me as Gemma's having
a strop and Terry's having a strop.

419
00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:30,100
Has she been like this since the big
promotion, Terry?

420
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:31,640
Yes.

421
00:26:32,730 --> 00:26:37,030
She keeps reading from her manual and
then spouting stuff off like she thinks

422
00:26:37,030 --> 00:26:39,530
she's actually learnt it. Yeah, that's
because she hasn't got a bloody clue

423
00:26:39,530 --> 00:26:42,690
she's doing. Did this when we were kids.
Said she knew how to build a parachute

424
00:26:42,690 --> 00:26:45,930
for a guinea pig. She didn't. Spent a
lot of time in therapy about that day.

425
00:26:46,170 --> 00:26:47,170
Excuse me.

426
00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:51,890
I am now forming a profile of the killer
based on evidence.

427
00:26:52,210 --> 00:26:54,310
That doesn't actually sound like you
know what you're talking about.

428
00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:59,070
I think we are dealing with a gentleman
killer.

429
00:26:59,370 --> 00:27:00,370
A what?

430
00:27:00,590 --> 00:27:01,930
A gentleman killer.

431
00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:08,340
You know, a stylish, well -dressed toff
who leaves his calling card on all the

432
00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:12,100
corpses. That tie pin with the symbol on
it is very classic.

433
00:27:12,460 --> 00:27:13,460
Oh, that's a decent.

434
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:15,900
He is a murderer.

435
00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:18,020
Well, I'll be careful when I do it,
obviously.

436
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:24,560
I think he's a wealthy fan of the club
who didn't want it sold, so he killed

437
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,860
Bradley and Martin so that they couldn't
buy the place.

438
00:27:28,260 --> 00:27:30,320
Why would he kill the creepies?

439
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,200
Alan and Gwendolyn, respectively.

440
00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:35,040
They never wanted the club to be sold
either.

441
00:27:36,540 --> 00:27:37,540
I don't know.

442
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,720
I haven't figured it all out yet.

443
00:27:42,580 --> 00:27:48,500
But with my enhanced training, I've got
a real feel for the place. Nothing is

444
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,260
going to happen here without me knowing
it.

445
00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:51,580
So,

446
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:56,780
there you have it. She's got a theory
which almost instantly doesn't hold

447
00:27:56,940 --> 00:27:59,320
Just like she put it at bedtime when we
were younger.

448
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:00,680
Monica!

449
00:28:00,730 --> 00:28:02,510
Fingers crossed more bodies soon.

450
00:28:02,790 --> 00:28:03,790
Like and subscribe.

451
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:38,240
Right, let's talk to the players.
They're younger, so we need to speak

452
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,240
language. Their language?

453
00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:42,360
The lingo of the young Monica.

454
00:28:42,660 --> 00:28:43,940
I'll keep it chatty.

455
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,540
You follow my lead.

456
00:28:47,020 --> 00:28:48,020
Yo, Pete!

457
00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:51,180
Thought we might swing by.

458
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,000
Lad! Lad!

459
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:54,760
Don't keep me hungry!

460
00:28:55,180 --> 00:28:57,860
Hey, cowabunga!

461
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,520
Yeah, you know.

462
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:04,740
We thought we might come down, you know,
chillax with everyone, see what the

463
00:29:04,740 --> 00:29:06,600
vibe is around this park.

464
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,460
Oh, well, cracking vibes, thanks.

465
00:29:10,020 --> 00:29:11,020
Cracking, yeah.

466
00:29:11,140 --> 00:29:12,140
Cool, cool.

467
00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:15,820
Just been thinking about those poor
dudes stuck up on the goalposts and, you

468
00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:17,920
know, sending out heart.

469
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,440
Will they still have rugby posts stuck
up their bum in heaven?

470
00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:23,860
Or will baby Jesus take them out?

471
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,400
Really trippy when you think about it,
isn't it?

472
00:29:31,340 --> 00:29:34,260
To look with the pretty one here. I want
you to look really cute, gorgeous.

473
00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:37,240
I will not be the lesser person in the
Instagram post.

474
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,180
Make me think, don't you look at you.

475
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,240
Are you going to be here long?

476
00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:42,720
Yeah, babes.

477
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:47,800
Well, until we catch the absolute awe of
a murderer.

478
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,240
Tell you what, you should look for
clues.

479
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,160
And then put them together.

480
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,140
Then after that, they'll tell you you've
done it.

481
00:29:56,140 --> 00:29:57,140
You are so right.

482
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,320
You're twisting my mind, aren't you?

483
00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:05,240
Hey, anyone want a precautionary
antiviolent tablet?

484
00:30:05,580 --> 00:30:06,580
Anyone?

485
00:30:06,740 --> 00:30:07,740
I'm good, thanks.

486
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:08,960
Dinger, what now?

487
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,200
Suit yourself.

488
00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:14,240
You'll be begging me for them once the
plague gets here.

489
00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:17,580
Ah, is he on the negativity, my man?

490
00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:19,100
Live, laugh, love.

491
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:20,360
That's me, dudes.

492
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,180
Dudes? Really?

493
00:30:34,570 --> 00:30:37,350
I'm going to chat with her. Monica, you
come with me. Perry, you stay here and

494
00:30:37,350 --> 00:30:38,350
talk to the lads like an idiot.

495
00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:39,549
I'll come.

496
00:30:39,550 --> 00:30:42,610
But someone better be killed soon,
Gemma. My channel is connected with

497
00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:44,970
and those people want to see dead
people.

498
00:30:48,370 --> 00:30:49,370
Right.

499
00:30:49,570 --> 00:30:50,570
Let's get drinking.

500
00:30:50,630 --> 00:30:52,350
Yippee -ki -yay, motherfuckers!

501
00:30:55,970 --> 00:30:57,890
You don't want to be in bed.

502
00:30:58,350 --> 00:31:00,550
It is where the world... Drunkard's
drink.

503
00:31:00,790 --> 00:31:04,310
A bit more fun, as long as you're up to
date on your tetanus shots.

504
00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:06,730
Yay, tetanus.

505
00:31:07,730 --> 00:31:12,690
What's that lot in there been saying
about me? Lies, no doubt, Margaret.

506
00:31:13,130 --> 00:31:14,130
A quiet print.

507
00:31:14,270 --> 00:31:18,090
Well, at this point, I'm not at liberty
to divulge any details about the

508
00:31:18,090 --> 00:31:19,090
investigations.

509
00:31:19,390 --> 00:31:21,870
Yes, probably for the best.

510
00:31:23,710 --> 00:31:24,710
Tell you what.

511
00:31:26,030 --> 00:31:29,030
Why don't we just have a little drink?
Oh?

512
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:34,460
You must be exhausted with all that
investigating malarkey.

513
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,560
I tell you what, I bloody well am.

514
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,740
Brenda, do the honours, please.

515
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:40,320
Oh, right.

516
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:50,220
So, little drink without any

517
00:31:50,220 --> 00:31:52,460
official chit -chat whatsoever.

518
00:31:53,540 --> 00:31:54,540
Here's to that.

519
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,220
If I ask you about the vented...

520
00:31:58,570 --> 00:31:59,570
Will you punch me?

521
00:32:04,830 --> 00:32:06,070
There's too many suspects.

522
00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:08,010
And bodies.

523
00:32:08,890 --> 00:32:10,010
What are they?

524
00:32:10,230 --> 00:32:12,690
Are they sacrifices to the gods?

525
00:32:13,470 --> 00:32:16,430
And what's with the weird symbol thing?

526
00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:19,150
Any one of them could have done it.

527
00:32:19,690 --> 00:32:20,690
What's this?

528
00:32:21,050 --> 00:32:24,530
Gwyn and there's Ursula, Gregor, Dinger?

529
00:32:25,230 --> 00:32:28,250
That dinger lad had the nerve to sack
Margaret today.

530
00:32:28,630 --> 00:32:30,430
Did you tear to the blue like that?

531
00:32:30,670 --> 00:32:31,850
A little sod.

532
00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:35,350
I cleaned his house for the last five
years.

533
00:32:35,610 --> 00:32:36,890
I clean all their houses.

534
00:32:37,170 --> 00:32:38,170
And this place.

535
00:32:39,670 --> 00:32:42,390
I know where the bodies are buried,
Gemma.

536
00:32:42,870 --> 00:32:44,950
Bodies? Are there more bodies?

537
00:32:45,990 --> 00:32:48,830
Oh, I'm a little bit swamped with bodies
at the minute.

538
00:32:49,870 --> 00:32:50,910
Metaphorically, Gemma.

539
00:32:51,130 --> 00:32:54,130
I know everything about this lad.

540
00:32:54,510 --> 00:32:55,750
For that dinger.

541
00:32:56,450 --> 00:32:59,090
Just you wait till it all comes out
about him.

542
00:32:59,430 --> 00:33:01,790
Fuck him, me, for no reason.

543
00:33:01,990 --> 00:33:04,690
It'll all come out, you mark my words.

544
00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:07,510
Fuck you? Said she'd been stealing.

545
00:33:08,190 --> 00:33:11,250
Oh, no. No, that's terrible, that.

546
00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:16,590
It is terrible, Gemma. I don't steal
from anybody.

547
00:33:16,910 --> 00:33:22,470
I mean, if they have leftovers lying
around then, as their cleaner.

548
00:33:23,660 --> 00:33:25,420
I will clean things away.

549
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:27,520
Into a purse.

550
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,780
Out of sight, Brenda.

551
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:36,800
If those leftovers happen to be a bit of
change or a small note, not a big note,

552
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:40,460
then I'll make sure it has a safe hold.

553
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,740
It's not theft if you make everything
neater.

554
00:33:44,140 --> 00:33:45,680
My cleaner takes things.

555
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,840
At least they're out for an hour, stuff
are roosting around.

556
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,540
It's our little system, yeah.

557
00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:53,870
Claire Balding taught me that.

558
00:33:54,490 --> 00:33:58,610
She called it the unspoken pocket money.

559
00:33:59,270 --> 00:34:00,730
It's an ancient tradition.

560
00:34:02,090 --> 00:34:05,650
And I'm glad to see you'll carry it on.

561
00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:08,770
Good

562
00:34:08,770 --> 00:34:16,909
afternoon.

563
00:34:21,550 --> 00:34:22,550
He'll tell you what.

564
00:34:23,170 --> 00:34:27,389
Barrington wasps might not be top of the
league, but they can bloody drink.

565
00:34:29,330 --> 00:34:30,570
You caught the killer yet?

566
00:34:31,989 --> 00:34:35,389
I bet you haven't. I know, but we will.

567
00:34:36,170 --> 00:34:37,170
You know what they say?

568
00:34:38,130 --> 00:34:41,449
Slowly, monkey, monkey catch you.

569
00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:43,330
Catch.

570
00:34:47,770 --> 00:34:49,270
You can't catch a monkey.

571
00:34:50,350 --> 00:34:51,889
You have to wait until they're sick.

572
00:34:52,650 --> 00:34:53,870
That's when they slow down.

573
00:34:54,389 --> 00:34:55,670
And you can grab one.

574
00:34:56,810 --> 00:34:59,190
Not that there's any rainforest left to
catch a monkey.

575
00:35:00,490 --> 00:35:02,790
I suppose what you're saying is really
important.

576
00:35:04,550 --> 00:35:06,490
I might need to do a little thing.

577
00:35:08,890 --> 00:35:09,890
Just a little.

578
00:35:12,070 --> 00:35:13,990
That's all right. I'll just stand here.

579
00:35:16,190 --> 00:35:17,190
Is that weird?

580
00:35:18,770 --> 00:35:21,520
Probably. Oh, are you on a show?

581
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:27,320
Hi,

582
00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:35,940
guys. I'm not crying because I've had a
drink or because of the

583
00:35:35,940 --> 00:35:41,240
murder victim, hashtag, solve the case,
hashtag, Gemma's useless.

584
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:48,160
I've been crying because I've been
looking at Margaret's face and...

585
00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:56,000
I just keep thinking about the woman
that she could have been if she just had

586
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,560
decent moisturising regimen.

587
00:35:58,820 --> 00:36:01,260
I'm very happy with my face, thank you.

588
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,680
She doesn't even know.

589
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,560
Help! Monica!

590
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:08,480
Go time!

591
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:10,800
Like and subscribe!

592
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:12,520
Come on, help!

593
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:15,760
Uh, shoes off, please.

594
00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:20,910
And it's a pound a go. Doesn't apply.

595
00:36:21,430 --> 00:36:22,810
I'm nearly a police officer.

596
00:36:23,070 --> 00:36:24,070
Please!

597
00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:25,250
Someone help!

598
00:36:25,890 --> 00:36:26,890
Don't worry!

599
00:36:27,190 --> 00:36:28,390
Help is coming!

600
00:36:28,830 --> 00:36:29,830
I'll send an invoice.

601
00:36:30,270 --> 00:36:31,270
Please, help!

602
00:36:31,530 --> 00:36:33,690
If anyone's having... Try my best here.

603
00:36:34,490 --> 00:36:36,810
Oh, not as subtle as it used to be.

604
00:36:37,750 --> 00:36:39,370
I want my mum!

605
00:36:40,410 --> 00:36:42,290
Oh, I need someone who looks like my
mum.

606
00:36:43,610 --> 00:36:46,050
Oh, I should probably go back to
Pilates.

607
00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:47,730
Oh, I shouldn't have had that one.

608
00:37:05,450 --> 00:37:06,550
He's trying to tell me something.

609
00:37:07,170 --> 00:37:08,510
Not so close.

610
00:37:09,610 --> 00:37:11,510
What happened?

611
00:37:11,950 --> 00:37:12,950
It's the end.

612
00:37:14,050 --> 00:37:15,230
No, you're going to survive.

613
00:37:15,670 --> 00:37:17,070
It's the end of everything.

614
00:37:17,950 --> 00:37:18,990
The club, you mean?

615
00:37:19,450 --> 00:37:21,190
No, it's the end of the entire world.

616
00:37:23,730 --> 00:37:25,830
Very soon.

617
00:37:26,490 --> 00:37:27,710
Gemma, it's all right.

618
00:37:27,990 --> 00:37:28,990
I'm here.

619
00:37:32,590 --> 00:37:33,590
No.

620
00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:36,360
I'm questioning a victim.

621
00:38:22,670 --> 00:38:23,670
Oh, I'm too hungover.

622
00:38:23,910 --> 00:38:26,910
If the killer wants another victim, he
can put me out of my misery.

623
00:38:27,190 --> 00:38:28,190
It's doing my head, isn't it?

624
00:38:29,270 --> 00:38:31,790
Four Bodies was embarrassing enough, but
now Dinger too.

625
00:38:32,390 --> 00:38:33,470
Who's going to kill a referee?

626
00:38:35,170 --> 00:38:36,170
Four people.

627
00:38:40,790 --> 00:38:41,790
Hello?

628
00:38:42,490 --> 00:38:45,750
Four Bodies is embarrassing enough, but
now Dinger too?

629
00:38:46,130 --> 00:38:47,130
We were just saying that.

630
00:38:47,850 --> 00:38:51,010
Gemma, you need to start asking the
right questions, and...

631
00:38:52,630 --> 00:38:54,210
Just got another call on the other line.

632
00:38:56,170 --> 00:39:00,170
Hello? No, I'm very happy with my
broadband service. Thank you very much.

633
00:39:02,050 --> 00:39:04,070
Honestly, you couldn't have called at
the worst time.

634
00:39:04,390 --> 00:39:06,070
Please, could you give me a call back
next week?

635
00:39:06,670 --> 00:39:08,570
Okay. Bye -bye. Thank you. Bye.

636
00:39:09,730 --> 00:39:15,090
As I was saying, Gemma, you need to
start asking the right questions very,

637
00:39:15,090 --> 00:39:17,930
soon because time is running out.

638
00:39:18,410 --> 00:39:20,630
Could you give me a clue as to what the
right questions are?

639
00:39:21,030 --> 00:39:23,980
No. How about who, I should be asking?

640
00:39:24,340 --> 00:39:25,520
Try the cleaner.

641
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,060
She knows more than she admits.

642
00:39:34,780 --> 00:39:35,860
Terry? No.

643
00:39:38,060 --> 00:39:40,700
We are about to implement Chapter 9. Oh.

644
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,380
Hardcore interrogation.

645
00:39:49,770 --> 00:39:51,230
My little light -fingered cleaner.

646
00:39:52,650 --> 00:39:54,870
I think you need to tell me something.

647
00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:58,710
Something called the truth.

648
00:40:00,050 --> 00:40:01,770
I've got nothing to say to you.

649
00:40:02,170 --> 00:40:05,610
Talk. No. Talk. No. Talk. No.

650
00:40:05,910 --> 00:40:07,050
Please, talk.

651
00:40:07,690 --> 00:40:08,690
No.

652
00:40:09,470 --> 00:40:11,110
You're going to want to talk to me,
Margaret.

653
00:40:11,650 --> 00:40:17,290
Because when all this comes out, you're
going to need all the friends you can

654
00:40:17,290 --> 00:40:18,290
get.

655
00:40:18,610 --> 00:40:22,050
It's... It's all going to come out,
isn't it? Oh, you bet you're all the

656
00:40:22,050 --> 00:40:23,230
examples it is.

657
00:40:25,790 --> 00:40:26,790
Now talk.

658
00:40:27,070 --> 00:40:28,070
All right.

659
00:40:28,290 --> 00:40:29,290
I'll talk.

660
00:40:29,770 --> 00:40:30,770
Good girl.

661
00:40:32,670 --> 00:40:38,750
Me and Brenda are in a relationship.

662
00:40:39,730 --> 00:40:40,730
You are?

663
00:40:41,370 --> 00:40:44,070
We were on a cruise ship in the Irish
Sea.

664
00:40:44,390 --> 00:40:46,170
It was rough weather.

665
00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:48,150
Brenda was on the top bunk.

666
00:40:48,970 --> 00:40:54,190
She fell out, just landed on me, and
then it just happened.

667
00:40:56,950 --> 00:40:59,130
It feels so right.

668
00:41:01,690 --> 00:41:03,710
To look at her, you'd think she's an
idiot.

669
00:41:04,450 --> 00:41:05,450
She is.

670
00:41:07,150 --> 00:41:08,230
She's my idiot.

671
00:41:09,110 --> 00:41:10,550
And that's what love is.

672
00:41:12,130 --> 00:41:16,190
Finding your idiot and letting them
complete you.

673
00:41:19,470 --> 00:41:22,830
You know how that feels, don't you? I've
seen you with your fella.

674
00:41:24,270 --> 00:41:25,270
He's an idiot.

675
00:41:26,410 --> 00:41:28,650
But he's your idiot.

676
00:41:30,110 --> 00:41:31,250
Oh, bloody hell!

677
00:41:32,630 --> 00:41:36,230
I'm sorry, Margaret. I know this is a
big moment for you.

678
00:41:36,530 --> 00:41:39,810
Oh, but I've got a murderer on the loose
here. Right.

679
00:41:40,850 --> 00:41:41,850
We're done.

680
00:41:42,070 --> 00:41:46,030
I'm going back to the crime scene and
I'm going to get into the mind of the

681
00:41:46,030 --> 00:41:47,410
killer. Can you do that?

682
00:41:49,390 --> 00:41:50,830
Chapter 12 reckons I can.

683
00:41:51,070 --> 00:41:51,908
Chapter 12.

684
00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:53,250
You two look after her now.

685
00:41:59,310 --> 00:42:01,150
What a beautiful story.

686
00:42:03,110 --> 00:42:06,170
Her heart is finally complete.

687
00:42:07,030 --> 00:42:10,890
After my Ernie died, I thought I'd be
alone for the rest of my life.

688
00:42:11,910 --> 00:42:15,730
But here I am, in love and happy.

689
00:42:17,890 --> 00:42:21,440
And I think, Maybe, for the first time
ever.

690
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:26,880
I'm the woman I'm supposed to be.

691
00:42:27,540 --> 00:42:28,540
So that's it?

692
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:29,680
That's the truth.

693
00:42:32,380 --> 00:42:33,380
No one knows.

694
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,580
And I'd like it kept that way, please.

695
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,160
It's nothing to do with the killings,
but...

696
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,500
I think a little bit of unkindness died
in here today.

697
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,080
You're right.

698
00:42:52,380 --> 00:42:54,460
We didn't find anything out of the
ordinary.

699
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:56,880
But we found ourselves.

700
00:42:59,420 --> 00:43:00,420
Oh,

701
00:43:00,660 --> 00:43:03,360
were you looking for something out of
the ordinary?

702
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:04,920
What didn't you say?

703
00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:08,000
Come on, then. I've got something to
show you.

704
00:43:14,250 --> 00:43:15,250
So I'm a killer.

705
00:43:16,370 --> 00:43:17,890
What am I thinking? What am I thinking?

706
00:43:19,870 --> 00:43:26,650
I'm thinking... I've got a half -eaten
chocolate

707
00:43:26,650 --> 00:43:27,810
bar in my bag from earlier.

708
00:43:29,610 --> 00:43:30,790
Oh, and a hair bubble.

709
00:43:31,450 --> 00:43:32,450
It's handy.

710
00:43:34,090 --> 00:43:37,790
Are we technically burgling here? Just
so I can gauge how innocent I should

711
00:43:37,790 --> 00:43:38,790
when we get caught.

712
00:43:39,890 --> 00:43:42,450
I thought the club was averaging money,
but...

713
00:43:43,170 --> 00:43:47,570
According to this, he's massively in the
black with a turnover of hundreds of

714
00:43:47,570 --> 00:43:48,990
thousands. Exactly.

715
00:43:49,630 --> 00:43:53,430
These are the secret accounts that Gwyn
thinks no -one knows about.

716
00:43:55,450 --> 00:43:57,470
Er, what's going on here?

717
00:43:57,950 --> 00:43:59,330
Why? Nothing.

718
00:44:02,110 --> 00:44:03,330
Where did you get those?

719
00:44:03,590 --> 00:44:07,250
You said this place was in Dire Straits.
No, it's minted.

720
00:44:08,290 --> 00:44:11,190
Yes, it may seem that way, yes, but...

721
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,380
There have been significant cash
withdrawals over the years.

722
00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:16,020
By who?

723
00:44:18,140 --> 00:44:23,820
I reckon you've broken into our office
and attempted to steal our documents.

724
00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:28,680
Unless you have a search warrant. We are
with someone who might be able to get

725
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:29,680
us one.

726
00:44:30,860 --> 00:44:32,040
Will that work for you?

727
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:33,760
Not really.

728
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:38,100
I'm going to have all of you arrested
and I'll make sure they take that

729
00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:39,100
off your jammer.

730
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,080
I'm a lesbian.

731
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,238
You what?

732
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:47,920
You heard. Me and Brenda were lesbians
together.

733
00:44:48,340 --> 00:44:50,560
Been gagging to come out.

734
00:44:51,380 --> 00:44:56,160
But I didn't feel comfortable enough
until I met Gemma and Terry.

735
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,060
And to a lesser degree, Monica.

736
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,160
I pulled them into the committee room to
tell them.

737
00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:10,200
It was beautiful. The books were open on
the table.

738
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:17,000
Yeah. I'm sure a rugby club that's part
of a league that claims to support me

739
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:23,680
and my LGBTQ plus friends would want to
treat me with some level of respect.

740
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:31,300
If, say, the chairman was bullied mere
moments after

741
00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:36,440
I'd disclosed my sexuality, that
wouldn't look good, would it?

742
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:41,320
Duh.

743
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,440
I don't suppose it would.

744
00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:45,580
Good. They will have no more of it.

745
00:45:58,500 --> 00:45:59,500
It's go time.

746
00:46:00,140 --> 00:46:01,400
And properly this time.

747
00:46:12,750 --> 00:46:15,030
For the last time, I've been drained.

748
00:46:15,470 --> 00:46:16,730
I'm going to speak to your teacher.

749
00:46:17,030 --> 00:46:18,090
Yeah, well, he's in hospital.

750
00:46:18,550 --> 00:46:19,550
Let's go.

751
00:46:20,150 --> 00:46:21,990
Hi, guys. Gemma's losing out.

752
00:46:22,250 --> 00:46:24,050
Like and subscribe. Hashtag Gemma's
losing out.

753
00:46:25,210 --> 00:46:26,210
Everybody breathe.

754
00:46:26,470 --> 00:46:28,230
Help. I can't breathe.

755
00:46:28,730 --> 00:46:29,730
Yeah, in a minute.

756
00:46:30,210 --> 00:46:31,210
Where's the perp?

757
00:46:31,550 --> 00:46:33,750
Who's doing the perping? I didn't see.

758
00:46:34,090 --> 00:46:37,490
They got me from behind while I was
working out. I think they went through

759
00:46:37,490 --> 00:46:38,950
showers. Right.

760
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:40,850
I'm going after them. Terry.

761
00:46:41,870 --> 00:46:46,270
Untangle burners. If I say I'll help,
can I stay here away from the danger?

762
00:46:46,770 --> 00:46:48,030
Bloody hell, Monica, yes.

763
00:46:48,310 --> 00:46:52,070
I'm going to... Does that thing not have
a safety?

764
00:46:53,270 --> 00:46:55,550
Chillax, everybody's still got all their
original photos.

765
00:46:57,130 --> 00:47:00,070
Miss Vera, I need my visit, Vera.

766
00:47:01,350 --> 00:47:02,350
Please.

767
00:47:08,730 --> 00:47:10,470
Not even a thank you.

768
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,300
Sure there's a reason why some people
are alone.

769
00:48:15,820 --> 00:48:16,820
What are you doing here?

770
00:48:17,340 --> 00:48:18,340
It's Gemma.

771
00:48:18,700 --> 00:48:21,940
And I'm warning you, Ursula, I've got a
gun.

772
00:48:22,420 --> 00:48:23,620
What on earth for?

773
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,820
Why did you try to kill Bernard?

774
00:48:27,460 --> 00:48:30,240
What? I didn't try to kill Bernard.

775
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:33,860
He told us that whoever tried to kill
him just ran into here.

776
00:48:34,100 --> 00:48:35,540
I haven't seen anyone.

777
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:37,660
I've been having a steam.

778
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,440
Opens the pores, gets rid of the toxins.

779
00:48:41,980 --> 00:48:43,260
You should give it a go.

780
00:48:43,930 --> 00:48:47,910
You look like a woman who's backed up
with all manner of gunk.

781
00:48:49,150 --> 00:48:53,910
Look, unless you've got an alibi, you're
under arrest.

782
00:48:54,670 --> 00:48:57,750
Very forceful for such a tiny thing,
aren't you?

783
00:48:58,110 --> 00:49:00,430
Like a little angry ginger hamster.

784
00:49:01,470 --> 00:49:03,910
But rest assured, I have an alibi.

785
00:49:04,990 --> 00:49:05,990
Gregor?

786
00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:11,150
Hello, Gemma.

787
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:15,660
Me and my tall, podgy spouse have been
having a steam, haven't we?

788
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,820
Well, Ursula is.

789
00:49:18,140 --> 00:49:23,180
I'm doing a sweat cleanse, as favoured
by the Mesoamerican tribes of Mexico.

790
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:27,900
Bought the loincloth in a traditional,
authentic gift shop they have at the

791
00:49:27,900 --> 00:49:30,420
airport. Ursula bought a Toblerone.

792
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:32,620
But do you know how they pronounce it
out there?

793
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,580
Oh, it's just too boring for you to be
lying.

794
00:49:38,300 --> 00:49:39,740
Just keep your eyes open.

795
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:43,980
There's a killer on the loose and I'm
gonna catch him

796
00:50:12,620 --> 00:50:15,180
If you're just joining us, we're hoping
to talk to my one -off friends, Chris

797
00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:17,540
and Rosie Ramsey, live from the bath,
about boundaries.

798
00:50:17,780 --> 00:50:20,880
But don't worry, guys. In the meantime,
we've still got a great runner -up prize

799
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:22,620
of my crime -fighting partner, Terry.

800
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:27,440
Yeah, because we decided that the best
course of action was to establish a base

801
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:32,040
from where we could observe the various
suspects, you know, in a casual and

802
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:33,040
social setting.

803
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:34,520
We're not slacking off, are we?

804
00:50:34,780 --> 00:50:35,780
No.

805
00:50:36,330 --> 00:50:40,610
We came to an agreement that eating
crisps and having a few drinks was the

806
00:50:40,610 --> 00:50:42,070
cover for our surveillance operation.

807
00:50:42,910 --> 00:50:46,550
Maybe even a game of bingo if it raised
its head. Oh, we make a good team.

808
00:50:46,730 --> 00:50:49,550
Especially considering that neither of
the team members like each other.

809
00:50:49,790 --> 00:50:51,310
If you died, I'd laugh.

810
00:50:52,390 --> 00:50:54,810
Right, I'm going to share with you guys
where we're at.

811
00:50:55,210 --> 00:50:56,390
If I flip the camera.

812
00:50:57,810 --> 00:50:59,930
You got a problem, Ursula? Me?

813
00:51:01,010 --> 00:51:02,030
Oh, no, not me.

814
00:51:02,570 --> 00:51:03,750
Just seems like you have.

815
00:51:04,170 --> 00:51:08,990
Seems like you're laughing because you
found out about me and Brenda Ray. Just

816
00:51:08,990 --> 00:51:11,190
laughing because I love my life,
Margaret.

817
00:51:11,550 --> 00:51:15,630
Jetting off all over the world. My man
at my side.

818
00:51:16,130 --> 00:51:20,790
Getting to see things the little people
will never see their entire lives.

819
00:51:22,350 --> 00:51:24,070
Drama! I love it!

820
00:51:24,530 --> 00:51:29,430
What makes me laugh is that I clean your
house every week and I've not seen

821
00:51:29,430 --> 00:51:31,510
plane tickets anywhere for years.

822
00:51:31,980 --> 00:51:37,960
But I have seen a lot of bills for the
upkeep of a caravan in Morecambe.

823
00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:44,020
And the thought that anyone would
lecture everyone about how well

824
00:51:44,020 --> 00:51:50,040
they are, how they try and set a good
example, and how they honour the memory

825
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:55,440
their grandfather while they're just
going to a sad old caravan up the M6.

826
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:01,360
That makes me hell -love.

827
00:52:06,890 --> 00:52:09,870
The ransom cleared us out.

828
00:52:10,230 --> 00:52:13,290
Even with the discount, it left us with
nothing.

829
00:52:15,250 --> 00:52:18,190
We've just been trying to keep up
appearances ever since.

830
00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:22,590
Yes, very interesting thing about the
exchange rate to the Real.

831
00:52:23,010 --> 00:52:24,010
Gregor!

832
00:52:24,870 --> 00:52:25,930
Not now!

833
00:52:31,130 --> 00:52:35,430
Oh, Margaret's catty, isn't she? I hope
she's not the killer.

834
00:52:35,950 --> 00:52:36,950
I think we'd get home.

835
00:52:37,470 --> 00:52:38,590
Is this evidence?

836
00:52:39,010 --> 00:52:40,510
It sounds like evidence.

837
00:52:42,170 --> 00:52:44,890
Gemma's going to be furious that she's
missing this.

838
00:52:46,170 --> 00:52:47,170
Where is she?

839
00:52:47,510 --> 00:52:48,590
I don't know.

840
00:52:54,230 --> 00:52:55,830
Oh, bloody hell, where are you?

841
00:53:22,370 --> 00:53:23,990
What do you want?

842
00:53:41,870 --> 00:53:44,570
And it does make me think, Terry, if I
can form a friendship, albeit a loose

843
00:53:44,570 --> 00:53:47,190
one, with someone like you, I could
befriend anyone, couldn't I? I could go

844
00:53:47,190 --> 00:53:48,270
politics or anything.

845
00:53:48,510 --> 00:53:51,190
Cherie Blair's always telling me I
should. But I'm never sure if she's just

846
00:53:51,190 --> 00:53:54,010
winding me up. She can be a bit of a
wind -up merchant when she's had a few.

847
00:53:56,550 --> 00:54:00,150
Would it offend you if I said that for
the past few minutes I haven't really

848
00:54:00,150 --> 00:54:01,150
been listening?

849
00:54:01,230 --> 00:54:04,890
I've just been nodding and pretending to
listen because I'm not interested in

850
00:54:04,890 --> 00:54:05,888
what you say.

851
00:54:05,890 --> 00:54:07,770
Oh, God, no. I've lived most of my life
like that.

852
00:54:08,410 --> 00:54:09,810
Where's Margaret? She's been here.

853
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,440
Should be doing a final steal, I
imagine.

854
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:15,380
Nice to see somebody keeping standards
up.

855
00:54:17,660 --> 00:54:19,200
That sounds murderous.

856
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:23,060
I'm going to get a gold -level
subscriber's plaque out of this. Oh, my

857
00:54:23,060 --> 00:54:24,060
hell.

858
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,720
I was going to get another rounding.

859
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:28,600
Bang on.

860
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:03,480
We're in for a little bit.

861
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,820
She liked a strong cup of tea.

862
00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:09,060
I think she probably liked to sleep for
a while.

863
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,100
She's like a goldfish.

864
00:55:11,900 --> 00:55:16,080
An old human -shaped goldfish that died.

865
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:19,140
Why do I keep on finding them, eh?

866
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:20,520
Why me?

867
00:55:21,740 --> 00:55:23,540
Why indeed.

868
00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:28,080
Why don't you shoot one of his toes off?
See if he knows anything.

869
00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:33,720
I think I can do something a little
better than that.

870
00:55:41,940 --> 00:55:43,100
This is it, Dante.

871
00:55:43,820 --> 00:55:44,820
I've got you.

872
00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:47,940
You're at the scene of two of these
murders. You're the one who found the

873
00:55:47,940 --> 00:55:48,940
bodies.

874
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:51,320
I think you'll agree. That's very
suspicious.

875
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:53,160
All right, look.

876
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:56,900
Fair dues, but I just found them. I
didn't murder anyone.

877
00:55:57,340 --> 00:56:00,600
I mean, like, murder's like... Well,
it's like carbs.

878
00:56:01,020 --> 00:56:02,020
It's bad, isn't it?

879
00:56:02,540 --> 00:56:04,100
I can't be killed then.

880
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:10,840
Look at him, sitting there with his
gorgeous, perfect, vomit -inducing face.

881
00:56:13,460 --> 00:56:17,840
You'd better spill the beans, because
from where I'm standing, it's a pretty

882
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:18,900
bean -free area.

883
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:22,620
The beans are very versatile
ingredients, as I'm learning.

884
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:27,060
Flavorsome, but not too resource
-intensive to grow or harvest.

885
00:56:27,420 --> 00:56:28,420
Not now, Terry.

886
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:30,280
Tell me.

887
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:33,280
Everything. What, like from the very
beginning?

888
00:56:33,620 --> 00:56:34,620
Yeah, the beginning.

889
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:39,940
All right, well, look, when I was
born... He's playing me for a sucker

890
00:56:39,940 --> 00:56:42,240
Terry, we're waterboarding him. Whoa,
hang on.

891
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:45,140
Yeah, this is that. Should not
Guantanamo be.

892
00:56:46,020 --> 00:56:47,020
Gemma, he has rights.

893
00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:48,700
He's a murderer.

894
00:56:48,900 --> 00:56:51,040
The only rights he's got is to rot in
jail.

895
00:56:51,340 --> 00:56:53,280
I've got one of them demanded by things.

896
00:56:54,900 --> 00:56:55,839
You what?

897
00:56:55,840 --> 00:57:01,090
Well, if that's when people know where
you were... When things happen, I've got

898
00:57:01,090 --> 00:57:01,828
one of them.

899
00:57:01,830 --> 00:57:02,830
Baz's, actually.

900
00:57:03,250 --> 00:57:04,250
How?

901
00:57:07,390 --> 00:57:10,590
I do live streams, you know, like, on
the internet.

902
00:57:11,310 --> 00:57:12,530
What kind of live streams?

903
00:57:13,010 --> 00:57:18,130
Ah, well, things where I talk about,
like, exercise, nutrition, rugby, my

904
00:57:18,130 --> 00:57:19,490
holidays, you know, things like that.

905
00:57:19,710 --> 00:57:21,850
What? People actually watch that?

906
00:57:22,070 --> 00:57:23,210
Yeah. Loads.

907
00:57:23,450 --> 00:57:24,450
Well, how many loads?

908
00:57:25,310 --> 00:57:26,730
About 200 ,000.

909
00:57:27,090 --> 00:57:28,090
What?

910
00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:31,460
Unfair. Eh, creepy Alan told me to do
it.

911
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,560
Are you always dressed in the towel when
you do it?

912
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:39,380
Ah, yeah. I get way more viewers when
I'm dressed in my towel.

913
00:57:39,660 --> 00:57:40,598
Don't know why.

914
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:43,020
I was just doing one before I had to nip
out to the toilet.

915
00:57:43,420 --> 00:57:44,760
It's been recording all this time.

916
00:57:45,780 --> 00:57:46,780
Still on now.

917
00:57:48,100 --> 00:57:49,420
Oh, there's another viewer.

918
00:57:50,420 --> 00:57:51,420
There's another viewer?

919
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,720
Yeah, he says he really likes your hair.

920
00:57:57,020 --> 00:57:58,020
Oh, that's nice.

921
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,720
He's asked if he could have some of it,
actually.

922
00:58:01,820 --> 00:58:02,698
That's nice.

923
00:58:02,700 --> 00:58:04,060
Oh, they can have some of mine.

924
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,400
Always carries them with me for this
exact reason.

925
00:58:07,140 --> 00:58:09,140
So this has been recording all this
time?

926
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:10,720
Yeah.

927
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:16,240
If so, then Gemma is probably about to
deduce that...

928
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:22,800
It could have Margaret's murderer on it.

929
00:58:23,460 --> 00:58:24,460
Nice one, babe.

930
00:58:28,509 --> 00:58:30,650
Right, let's see what we've got. How you
doing, everyone?

931
00:58:30,870 --> 00:58:31,870
Yeah, it's me, Dante.

932
00:58:32,610 --> 00:58:35,930
Those of you that know me well call me
Dante, and if you don't want to call me

933
00:58:35,930 --> 00:58:37,930
that, then you can just call me Dante.

934
00:58:38,430 --> 00:58:41,090
This is just the boring bit. I'll fast
forward. No, no, wait.

935
00:58:41,350 --> 00:58:43,510
Wait. I might get something out of this.

936
00:58:44,210 --> 00:58:47,410
Sorry, Mucky, Miss Marple. Can we just
focus on the case, please?

937
00:58:47,990 --> 00:58:49,070
Yeah. Sorry.

938
00:58:49,730 --> 00:58:51,210
Skip on, please.

939
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:03,720
Oh,

940
00:59:03,860 --> 00:59:05,300
look, there it is. That's the bit.

941
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:06,680
That's where I went for a wee.

942
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,000
So then what?

943
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:09,800
Margaret!

944
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,200
Margaret!

945
00:59:12,220 --> 00:59:13,220
He's got river!

946
00:59:13,380 --> 00:59:15,020
Get off me! Come on, show us your face.

947
00:59:15,420 --> 00:59:17,040
Then I can send the footage to the lab.

948
00:59:17,340 --> 00:59:19,020
Oh, something like that. I haven't read
that for you.

949
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:42,060
What? It's just the one in a bloody
black parka.

950
00:59:42,780 --> 00:59:45,320
Despite the brutality of the killing.

951
00:59:46,140 --> 00:59:49,780
Is that parka with Ralph Lauren? I am
still interested in him.

952
00:59:50,780 --> 00:59:54,200
Well, lovely those are. But
unfortunately, your mate Ralph doesn't

953
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:58,080
They're special orders from the kit
shop. Yeah, me and the lads have been

954
00:59:58,080 --> 00:59:59,078
them for ages.

955
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:00,680
But only the committee get them. Look.

956
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:05,500
The committee, eh?

957
01:00:06,900 --> 01:00:07,900
Right.

958
01:00:08,259 --> 01:00:10,740
I'll go and find Gwyn. Kerry, you round
up the rest of the idiots.

959
01:00:11,300 --> 01:00:12,860
They're people, not cattle, Jen.

960
01:00:13,740 --> 01:00:15,600
I'm all for the energy, but have a bit
of compassion.

961
01:00:44,140 --> 01:00:45,140
This is awkward.

962
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:48,340
We're just waiting on Gemma.

963
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:53,320
She's gone looking for Gwen, and then
she can accuse you all of being

964
01:00:53,700 --> 01:00:55,620
She thinks that all of us did this.

965
01:00:55,820 --> 01:00:59,620
I mean, everyone apart from Bernard,
obviously. He's a victim on quite a few

966
01:00:59,620 --> 01:01:00,620
levels.

967
01:01:03,060 --> 01:01:05,020
Oh, Perry, I'll bloody do it.

968
01:01:05,540 --> 01:01:08,800
Cleaning up after my sister, just like
when we were kids, and she drank that

969
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:12,420
bottle of Mad Dog 2020 and went on the
rollercoaster. I'll show you the photo

970
01:01:12,420 --> 01:01:15,480
later. Vomiting while crying. It's like
her head's exploding.

971
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:17,720
Something not hard to.

972
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:18,960
Hi.

973
01:01:19,260 --> 01:01:20,260
Here we go.

974
01:01:20,900 --> 01:01:21,960
Ursula, Gregor.

975
01:01:22,380 --> 01:01:23,840
The club's power couple.

976
01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:25,780
You hated Creepy Alan.

977
01:01:26,060 --> 01:01:27,460
You banged on about that enough.

978
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:29,620
What had he done to deserve to die?

979
01:01:30,260 --> 01:01:32,560
Maybe he creeps a bit too much on
Ursula.

980
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:39,020
Yes, Terry, thank you. And Margaret
humiliated you in front of everyone. She

981
01:01:39,020 --> 01:01:40,100
said she knew more.

982
01:01:40,570 --> 01:01:44,390
You knew that she knew more, and you
knew you needed to keep what she knew

983
01:01:44,390 --> 01:01:47,390
unknown. Ah, done. That easy.

984
01:01:48,510 --> 01:01:50,170
Margaret hurt my feelings, yes.

985
01:01:50,950 --> 01:01:52,470
But why would we kill her?

986
01:01:52,870 --> 01:01:56,490
Here? In the middle of an ongoing murder
investigation?

987
01:01:57,150 --> 01:01:58,530
Do we look that stupid?

988
01:01:59,150 --> 01:02:02,830
I'm fully aware that I do, but that's no
proof of murder.

989
01:02:03,770 --> 01:02:08,990
Well, I don't know, then. Maybe it's him
with a creepy mustache, or her with a

990
01:02:08,990 --> 01:02:09,979
cruel eye.

991
01:02:09,980 --> 01:02:11,160
Oh, shut up, you look the type.

992
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:15,700
But, tell you what, let's wait till
Gemma gets here with Gwyn.

993
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:17,100
We can ask him.

994
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:21,160
I mean, my guess is there's a whole
bunch of secrets squirrelled away in

995
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:22,440
I bet it's him.

996
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:23,560
It's Gwyn.

997
01:02:24,340 --> 01:02:25,360
It's bloody Gwyn.

998
01:02:26,140 --> 01:02:32,080
All right.

999
01:02:32,700 --> 01:02:33,700
Gwyn's off the hook.

1000
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:38,720
Then it's... It's the person we...

1001
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:39,960
Least suspect.

1002
01:02:41,140 --> 01:02:42,140
Yeah, it's Bernard.

1003
01:02:43,740 --> 01:02:44,740
Based on what?

1004
01:02:44,940 --> 01:02:45,940
Nothing.

1005
01:02:46,140 --> 01:02:47,380
Bold. I like it.

1006
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:50,180
Hiding in plain sight, aren't you,
Bernard?

1007
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:55,400
I'm guessing, based on no evidence
whatsoever, that you staged your own

1008
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:56,480
attempted murder, didn't you?

1009
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:58,540
Those injuries are fake.

1010
01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:02,020
A cover to make us feel sympathy for
you. You've probably got a weapon

1011
01:03:02,020 --> 01:03:05,140
on you somewhere in case you need to
fight your way out. Leaving a trail of

1012
01:03:05,140 --> 01:03:07,320
blood and death behind you.

1013
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:09,080
Let's see, shall we?

1014
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:11,020
Is this cast on your arm real?

1015
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,740
It's pretty much bang on, Monica.

1016
01:03:17,780 --> 01:03:18,780
And?

1017
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:19,960
But you're a vegan.

1018
01:03:20,980 --> 01:03:22,160
Don't eat the body, Terry.

1019
01:03:22,460 --> 01:03:24,060
What sort of man do you think I am?

1020
01:03:24,340 --> 01:03:28,360
At this minute, a sort of confessed,
I'll say, a sort of confessed murderer.

1021
01:03:29,020 --> 01:03:30,020
Aye.

1022
01:03:30,460 --> 01:03:31,238
That's right.

1023
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:32,240
A murderer.

1024
01:03:32,460 --> 01:03:33,840
Thanks for reminding me.

1025
01:03:35,850 --> 01:03:38,150
Maybe it's time for me to do what I do
best.

1026
01:03:41,530 --> 01:03:42,530
Oh!

1027
01:03:43,290 --> 01:03:44,590
A Toad Datshi!

1028
01:03:45,190 --> 01:03:47,930
The short sword favoured by the samurai.

1029
01:03:48,290 --> 01:03:50,010
The boldest... Shut up, Gregor!

1030
01:03:50,470 --> 01:03:52,330
Oh, not me.

1031
01:03:52,630 --> 01:03:55,190
Please, not me. I did a survey in Vogue.

1032
01:03:55,590 --> 01:03:57,370
I'm just reaching my prime as a woman.

1033
01:03:57,750 --> 01:04:01,330
Move, Gregor, or I'll go through you to
get to her. No!

1034
01:04:02,070 --> 01:04:03,910
It's not the honourable thing to do.

1035
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:06,240
At the Borenesian's day.

1036
01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:08,480
Oh, Gregor, just end him.

1037
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:12,880
We'll see you again, Eddie.

1038
01:04:13,100 --> 01:04:16,020
I shall use my capoeira skills.

1039
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:18,120
Learned them in Brazil.

1040
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:21,540
Well, from a bloke that had been to
Brazil.

1041
01:04:21,820 --> 01:04:26,420
It's a former self -defense, both
graceful and powerful, much like the

1042
01:04:26,420 --> 01:04:27,420
that great land.

1043
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:36,120
You've had it.

1044
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:38,720
Monica,

1045
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:57,480
take the knife away. I'm going to do it
in the bill.

1046
01:04:59,180 --> 01:05:03,040
I think if I kick it away, it'll just
make it worse for him.

1047
01:05:03,380 --> 01:05:04,380
Monica.

1048
01:05:04,780 --> 01:05:11,640
Monica, I have to tell you, this whole
thing isn't just me.

1049
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:19,920
And before I go, maybe one kiss for

1050
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:21,700
your gentleman murderer?

1051
01:05:22,140 --> 01:05:23,140
Oh, get it for yourself.

1052
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:27,220
Well, I can't thank you in any way.

1053
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:30,178
What's this?

1054
01:05:30,180 --> 01:05:31,380
I caught the murderer!

1055
01:05:32,180 --> 01:05:33,180
What?

1056
01:05:34,230 --> 01:05:35,990
You are so selfish sometimes.

1057
01:05:50,350 --> 01:05:52,550
Well, one way or another, it's solved
now, I suppose.

1058
01:05:53,830 --> 01:05:55,570
Even if it wasn't me that solved it.

1059
01:05:55,790 --> 01:05:57,650
Oh, Janna, stop dragging me down.

1060
01:05:58,630 --> 01:06:00,970
If it makes you feel any better, you can
take all the credit.

1061
01:06:01,330 --> 01:06:02,330
Can I?

1062
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:11,080
And you have to remember that when it
comes to you and your life, I really

1063
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:12,080
care.

1064
01:06:12,100 --> 01:06:13,100
Aw.

1065
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:14,640
Thanks, Mum.

1066
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:16,280
Oh.

1067
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:22,280
Hello, Gemma Brenner, successful law
enforcer.

1068
01:06:23,860 --> 01:06:26,420
Not yet, Gemma, you're not... We're not
quite finished.

1069
01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:27,920
Oh, bugger.

1070
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:30,280
Hurry, listen.

1071
01:06:30,620 --> 01:06:32,640
This is far bigger than you can...

1072
01:06:33,900 --> 01:06:36,940
It isn't about some insignificant little
rugby club.

1073
01:06:37,260 --> 01:06:42,500
Now, listen very carefully. From where
you are standing, do you see the

1074
01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:45,860
hut with the door on the far side of the
field?

1075
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:47,320
Yeah.

1076
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:53,720
Yeah, I see it. Meet me there in exactly
one hour. Inside are all the answers.

1077
01:06:53,940 --> 01:06:54,940
Come along.

1078
01:06:55,100 --> 01:06:58,080
Oh, no. I always bring Terry. Always.

1079
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:03,320
That's one rule Terry's happy to break
because he's scared.

1080
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:07,960
Terry's reconsidered.

1081
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:12,560
Apparently he'd like to come to the
sinister clandestine meeting after all.

1082
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:14,360
Fine. Bring Terry.

1083
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:16,780
And Monica.

1084
01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:19,240
She's part of the team now too.

1085
01:07:19,540 --> 01:07:20,540
Aye.

1086
01:07:20,900 --> 01:07:21,940
Thanks, babe.

1087
01:07:23,300 --> 01:07:25,680
Bloody hell. Bring them both then.

1088
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:28,840
Well, we're here.

1089
01:07:31,300 --> 01:07:32,600
Nothing. What do you think?

1090
01:07:33,420 --> 01:07:35,780
I'm thinking is it illegal to wee in the
woods?

1091
01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:39,960
Oh, go for it. I did it once in Dale
Winton's garden, and I wasn't alone.

1092
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:41,620
Naming no name.

1093
01:07:41,860 --> 01:07:44,340
They're a loose woman now, as they were
then.

1094
01:07:46,420 --> 01:07:47,420
Everyone!

1095
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:49,440
Get down!

1096
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:51,580
I can't, I'm mid -floor!

1097
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:54,360
Well, just squat like a cultured lady
might.

1098
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:55,680
I'm a boy!

1099
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:58,720
Can't... Changed stance once it started.

1100
01:07:59,380 --> 01:08:03,680
Now it's heavy work. Oh, look at this
lot.

1101
01:08:04,620 --> 01:08:06,340
They've got to have something to do with
it.

1102
01:08:07,340 --> 01:08:10,500
Right, we're going to have to get
changed. It's undercover time.

1103
01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:12,840
Hello?

1104
01:08:13,660 --> 01:08:14,660
Over here.

1105
01:08:15,020 --> 01:08:16,580
My husband's had an accident.

1106
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:21,500
Gemma, can we preserve my dignity just
once?

1107
01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:24,899
No, we're going to bonk them on the
head, knock them out and then take their

1108
01:08:24,899 --> 01:08:25,899
clothes and then blend in.

1109
01:08:26,460 --> 01:08:27,460
Head bonk?

1110
01:08:27,779 --> 01:08:29,560
I've never head bonked anyone before.

1111
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:31,600
You've got a gun, why not use that?

1112
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:32,840
Bonk them with the gun?

1113
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:36,540
No, I mean, maybe use it to threaten
them.

1114
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:38,800
Right. Just don't shoot them.

1115
01:08:39,140 --> 01:08:40,600
No guarantees in this life.

1116
01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:43,040
Hi!

1117
01:08:44,399 --> 01:08:45,399
I've got this.

1118
01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:48,260
Now take your clothes off.

1119
01:08:49,420 --> 01:08:53,380
Please. She was going to bonk you on the
head, but I talked her out of it.

1120
01:08:54,340 --> 01:08:55,520
You should be grateful.

1121
01:08:57,870 --> 01:08:58,870
Into the woods.

1122
01:08:59,310 --> 01:09:03,310
Whoop, whoop. Monica here. And guess
what? We just sort of kidnapped some

1123
01:09:03,310 --> 01:09:04,410
and stolen their clothes.

1124
01:09:04,710 --> 01:09:05,368
Don't say that.

1125
01:09:05,370 --> 01:09:07,490
We'll let them go after we've saved the
day.

1126
01:09:08,910 --> 01:09:11,910
And I'll be running these clothes
through the wash before we give them

1127
01:09:12,050 --> 01:09:12,948
Funny pair.

1128
01:09:12,950 --> 01:09:16,310
I've nothing to add, but don't you think
I can really pull camouflage off as I

1129
01:09:16,310 --> 01:09:19,229
look? Here's hoping we don't get killed
on what looks to be a super secret

1130
01:09:19,229 --> 01:09:22,850
meeting of some kind of deathly militia.
Like and subscribe, guys.

1131
01:09:24,670 --> 01:09:28,319
Right. We're going to get in there, have
a sniff about, see what we can find.

1132
01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:32,700
Now, this could be a trap. So keep your
masks on and stay undercover.

1133
01:09:33,479 --> 01:09:35,840
Now, the art of undercover work is
confidence.

1134
01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:40,260
So the more confidence we show, the less
likely we are to get rumbled.

1135
01:09:40,540 --> 01:09:41,880
How confident were you thinking?

1136
01:09:42,460 --> 01:09:44,420
About four pints, four pints confident.

1137
01:09:44,700 --> 01:09:46,560
OK, gotcha. Well, what about me?

1138
01:09:47,220 --> 01:09:48,500
You go full Karen.

1139
01:09:48,899 --> 01:09:54,279
Little secret, Gemma. It takes ten
Karens to make one moniker. Watch me

1140
01:10:06,910 --> 01:10:08,670
Password? We forgot it.

1141
01:10:09,770 --> 01:10:11,330
But we're cool, yeah, mate?

1142
01:10:11,850 --> 01:10:12,850
Let us in.

1143
01:10:13,170 --> 01:10:14,170
No, without the password.

1144
01:10:14,590 --> 01:10:15,590
Four pints. Go.

1145
01:10:15,910 --> 01:10:16,950
Are you kidding me?

1146
01:10:17,210 --> 01:10:20,610
I mean, are you? Are you actually
kidding me? Are you, though? Karen, now.

1147
01:10:20,910 --> 01:10:24,270
I want to speak to the manager. How dare
you?

1148
01:10:24,710 --> 01:10:26,650
Are you kidding me, though? I mean, what
have I done?

1149
01:10:26,950 --> 01:10:31,450
What have I done? I'm going to report
you. This is appalling customer survey.

1150
01:10:34,570 --> 01:10:35,570
Might have been a bit much.

1151
01:10:44,140 --> 01:10:45,840
Never go wrong with four pints of
confidence.

1152
01:11:08,100 --> 01:11:10,320
Oh, I've got a bad feeling about this.

1153
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,340
I always have a bad feeling about
everything.

1154
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,000
Do you have time?

1155
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:18,120
Toby, look!

1156
01:11:59,660 --> 01:12:00,660
Bloody hell.

1157
01:12:01,860 --> 01:12:02,860
Creepy much?

1158
01:12:03,380 --> 01:12:05,300
I've been in something like this before.

1159
01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:08,900
Vanessa Phelps has one under her house,
full of cats.

1160
01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:13,000
But as long as you don't mention the
stench, she's a very gracious host.

1161
01:12:13,620 --> 01:12:15,320
Welcome, chosen ones.

1162
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:21,920
The future of the human race.

1163
01:12:24,460 --> 01:12:26,400
What the hell is going on?

1164
01:12:27,370 --> 01:12:30,050
Well, if they bid me to, they should
show themselves soon.

1165
01:12:46,290 --> 01:12:49,670
And now it's time to welcome the leader!

1166
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:09,740
We have each of us traveled different
paths to reach this destination.

1167
01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:14,900
Some of you believe an ecological
disaster is about to envelop us.

1168
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:20,440
Some are astronomers who predict a
meteorite is about to hit the Earth.

1169
01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:26,060
have followed calendars of ancient
civilizations, whilst others have read a

1170
01:13:26,060 --> 01:13:28,940
too much of the really far -out stuff on
the Internet.

1171
01:13:29,260 --> 01:13:33,980
Yet despite our differences, we all know
one truth.

1172
01:13:34,540 --> 01:13:40,580
The world above us will end in exactly
ten minutes and... Oh, sorry, seven

1173
01:13:40,580 --> 01:13:42,640
minutes and thirty -five seconds.

1174
01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:50,340
So now, let us bow our heads and close
our eyes and think of those about to die

1175
01:13:50,340 --> 01:13:51,520
in the above world.

1176
01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:54,640
Bloody hell, it's a doomsday course.

1177
01:13:54,980 --> 01:13:56,560
Oh, we've never had one of those.

1178
01:13:56,940 --> 01:13:59,580
Right, I've got a plan. Run away?

1179
01:13:59,860 --> 01:14:01,240
Hide under a blanket?

1180
01:14:01,860 --> 01:14:06,360
No. We need to get into the leader's
little cave, and we need to get some

1181
01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:11,100
evidence. Further into the frightening
situation, sort of directly away from

1182
01:14:11,100 --> 01:14:12,200
safety. Yes.

1183
01:14:12,540 --> 01:14:13,540
Chapter 7.

1184
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:17,600
Bloody Chapter 7.

1185
01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:19,200
Excuse me.

1186
01:14:21,780 --> 01:14:22,780
Come on.

1187
01:14:23,340 --> 01:14:25,260
Let's see if we can find some dodgy
stuff.

1188
01:14:25,780 --> 01:14:28,140
Chapter 9, locating dodgy stuff.

1189
01:14:29,100 --> 01:14:32,300
Harry, I'm sensing some resentment from
my new crime -fighting skills.

1190
01:14:32,830 --> 01:14:34,710
Yeah, but they're not so cold, are they,
Gem?

1191
01:14:35,530 --> 01:14:38,390
At first, like, you detoured a superior
officer.

1192
01:14:39,270 --> 01:14:44,310
Then you failed to get into the mind of
the murderer, which directly led to the

1193
01:14:44,310 --> 01:14:46,390
murderer nearly slicing off my arm.

1194
01:14:47,410 --> 01:14:53,410
Okey -dokey, maybe my methods are
unconventional, but I get results.

1195
01:14:54,350 --> 01:14:55,450
That's the thing, though.

1196
01:14:56,030 --> 01:15:00,090
You don't. Are you two... We're having a
domestic while we're in a clandestine,

1197
01:15:00,090 --> 01:15:02,350
more than likely evil, underground lair.

1198
01:15:10,090 --> 01:15:11,090
Owen,

1199
01:15:11,850 --> 01:15:12,850
you were right, Monica.

1200
01:15:13,930 --> 01:15:15,370
It's most definitely evil.

1201
01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:32,490
You know, if somebody'd asked me where I
want to spend the last few moments on

1202
01:15:32,490 --> 01:15:38,870
Earth, I don't think I'd have said tied
to a chair in a cave, surrounded by

1203
01:15:38,870 --> 01:15:40,010
psychopaths.

1204
01:15:40,930 --> 01:15:43,850
Even worse, near Monica.

1205
01:15:45,030 --> 01:15:48,490
Don't worry, I've got a plan. You are
all under arrest.

1206
01:15:49,390 --> 01:15:53,010
You do not have to say anything, for it
may harm your defence if you...

1207
01:15:57,920 --> 01:15:58,920
Ignore him, Gem.

1208
01:15:59,660 --> 01:16:01,160
I felt you were very bold.

1209
01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:05,880
Oh, look at this.

1210
01:16:08,380 --> 01:16:09,380
Quick, look.

1211
01:16:09,840 --> 01:16:11,060
Are you able to make it?

1212
01:16:11,380 --> 01:16:13,460
Then as well, the sneaky bogus.

1213
01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:15,960
How long were you planning on staying
down here for?

1214
01:16:16,260 --> 01:16:17,380
A decade or so.

1215
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:19,280
At least until the danger clears.

1216
01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:20,600
A decade?

1217
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:22,820
Good God, I'll be in my forties by then.

1218
01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:24,800
Come on, just let me have it.

1219
01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:27,480
Why are you not thick anymore, Dante?

1220
01:16:28,140 --> 01:16:30,780
Sorry. It was a bit naughty of me,
wasn't it?

1221
01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:32,318
Fooling you?

1222
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:33,320
Wait, wait, wait.

1223
01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:38,880
Gem, will baby Jesus have to pull the
rugby poster out of their bum?

1224
01:16:39,480 --> 01:16:41,440
What? Will he, Gem? Will he?

1225
01:16:43,540 --> 01:16:45,660
Is it bad that I heard, wouldn't you?
Oh, great.

1226
01:16:46,540 --> 01:16:48,420
Gorgeous, intelligent and devilish.

1227
01:16:49,260 --> 01:16:53,940
So if the world's going to end and
everyone up there is going to die, why

1228
01:16:53,940 --> 01:16:54,940
all these people?

1229
01:16:55,180 --> 01:16:57,540
Well, the developers were about to dig
everything up.

1230
01:16:57,760 --> 01:16:58,920
We can't have that.

1231
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:01,660
They'd have discovered what my
grandfather built.

1232
01:17:02,020 --> 01:17:03,020
This place.

1233
01:17:03,380 --> 01:17:05,100
And the other day places booked.

1234
01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:06,520
Each photograph.

1235
01:17:06,780 --> 01:17:09,840
A spot reserved to survive the coming
apocalypse.

1236
01:17:10,700 --> 01:17:15,220
Then as time went on, we soon
realized... How irritating they were.

1237
01:17:15,740 --> 01:17:18,900
Can you imagine being locked down here
with Dinger?

1238
01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:21,360
His endless sanitizing.

1239
01:17:21,620 --> 01:17:22,680
Oh, creepy Alan.

1240
01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:24,780
And creepy Gwendolyn.

1241
01:17:25,100 --> 01:17:29,760
It would be remiss of us to permit that
level of creepiness to creep into the

1242
01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:30,759
new world.

1243
01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:31,759
And Margaret?

1244
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:35,500
Margaret embarrassed me. So I had
Bernard pop her off as well.

1245
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:37,800
We only want people that we like down
here.

1246
01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:39,800
Which is why we brought you here.

1247
01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:41,120
You didn't bring me.

1248
01:17:41,660 --> 01:17:42,820
I found you.

1249
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:46,660
Only because you followed the clues we
left you, Gemma.

1250
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:50,320
It was Dante on the phone bringing you
here.

1251
01:17:50,940 --> 01:17:53,000
Oh, yes, we've been following you for
years.

1252
01:17:53,380 --> 01:17:56,740
All the murders you solve, all the
killers you caught.

1253
01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:59,500
We could do with someone like you in the
new world.

1254
01:18:00,420 --> 01:18:01,420
Seriously?

1255
01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:02,720
She's useless.

1256
01:18:03,580 --> 01:18:07,420
Do you know the number of people that
have to die before she eventually

1257
01:18:07,420 --> 01:18:08,660
out who the killer is?

1258
01:18:09,140 --> 01:18:10,580
Hashtag Gemma's inept.

1259
01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:12,760
Don't you worry, Terry.

1260
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:16,900
We will make sure that Gemma is very
happy.

1261
01:18:17,440 --> 01:18:19,360
Go. Wait, what?

1262
01:18:20,590 --> 01:18:22,130
It's time to say goodbye, Terry.

1263
01:18:22,610 --> 01:18:23,790
It's time to die.

1264
01:18:24,330 --> 01:18:25,710
You don't have to kill me.

1265
01:18:25,970 --> 01:18:27,210
You just leave me upstairs.

1266
01:18:27,670 --> 01:18:29,070
Let the apocalypse get me.

1267
01:18:29,490 --> 01:18:32,730
Terry, are you saying you want to die in
the apocalypse without me?

1268
01:18:33,070 --> 01:18:35,210
No, I just... It's all right, Gemma.

1269
01:18:35,610 --> 01:18:37,150
You'll soon fall in love with me.

1270
01:18:37,510 --> 01:18:42,570
Oh, now we see what is after trapping us
down here. So eventually, we will

1271
01:18:42,570 --> 01:18:46,330
ignore the fact that he's a villainous
psychopath and fall for his softer side.

1272
01:18:46,850 --> 01:18:50,130
One night, we'll be having a nightmare
and he'll wake us from it.

1273
01:18:50,490 --> 01:18:54,530
holding our trembling bodies to his
ample chest, our eyes meet, and we kiss,

1274
01:18:54,570 --> 01:18:59,030
softly at first, and then with passion,
as our bodies become one, and the fire

1275
01:18:59,030 --> 01:19:03,190
in us builds to an all -consuming,
intense, physical inferno.

1276
01:19:03,470 --> 01:19:04,570
You disgust me.

1277
01:19:04,870 --> 01:19:06,010
Mm, not you.

1278
01:19:06,590 --> 01:19:07,770
I'm not attracted to you.

1279
01:19:08,110 --> 01:19:09,110
Just Gemma.

1280
01:19:09,350 --> 01:19:10,450
Oh, right.

1281
01:19:10,950 --> 01:19:12,110
Once she killed Terry.

1282
01:19:12,770 --> 01:19:17,530
Yay. What? Oh, Terry, don't worry, I'll
be down here living like a nun by the

1283
01:19:17,530 --> 01:19:18,389
sound of it.

1284
01:19:18,390 --> 01:19:20,190
Well, you see, if I killed Terry...

1285
01:19:20,430 --> 01:19:22,430
It's going to be harder for you to fall
in love with me.

1286
01:19:22,650 --> 01:19:25,510
So I thought it would be kinder if you
did it.

1287
01:19:25,830 --> 01:19:26,830
No.

1288
01:19:28,010 --> 01:19:29,030
I won't do it.

1289
01:19:30,250 --> 01:19:31,430
I can't do it.

1290
01:19:32,050 --> 01:19:33,230
I'll figure something out.

1291
01:19:33,750 --> 01:19:34,750
Too late, Gemma.

1292
01:19:34,970 --> 01:19:36,010
Time to close the door.

1293
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:50,720
I know it's a sad way to start our
relationship off.

1294
01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:54,340
But I'm going to need you to kill Terry
now, please.

1295
01:20:04,340 --> 01:20:09,320
Never. Oh, just do it, Gemma. If he
kills you, I'll be trapped down here

1296
01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:10,600
man who doesn't fancy me.

1297
01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:15,260
Gemma, just get it done.

1298
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:17,180
Terry, don't just give up.

1299
01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:21,040
We've cheated death too many times.

1300
01:20:22,680 --> 01:20:23,900
I've been nearly drowned.

1301
01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:26,100
Nearly burnt to death.

1302
01:20:26,820 --> 01:20:28,020
Nearly pushed off a cliff.

1303
01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:31,180
Determined to nail his babe.

1304
01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:35,000
Do it. Do it now.

1305
01:20:35,320 --> 01:20:37,080
Or I swear I'll make him watch you die.

1306
01:20:37,580 --> 01:20:39,900
Gemma, do it. Or they'll kill us all.

1307
01:20:40,580 --> 01:20:42,740
I'm so sorry I got into this, Terry.

1308
01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:46,240
I'd give everything to be back to you.
Go to doors.

1309
01:20:47,180 --> 01:20:48,380
Oh, you change your mind.

1310
01:21:08,140 --> 01:21:10,720
I'm afraid the end of the world, but I'm
afraid it might meet me.

1311
01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:25,200
See?

1312
01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:27,240
Nothing happened.

1313
01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:29,120
The world didn't end.

1314
01:21:35,060 --> 01:21:37,180
Gemma! I think they might be right here.

1315
01:21:37,580 --> 01:21:38,740
They're kicking under the wall.

1316
01:21:40,180 --> 01:21:41,180
It's coming.

1317
01:21:41,700 --> 01:21:45,960
Her grandfather was right. He predicted
it all.

1318
01:21:47,680 --> 01:21:48,680
Harry!

1319
01:22:04,260 --> 01:22:06,240
Now, kill Terry.

1320
01:22:07,280 --> 01:22:09,100
Unless you want us to kill all three of
you.

1321
01:22:10,380 --> 01:22:11,540
Hang on a minute.

1322
01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:13,660
That's not very fair.

1323
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:15,840
It was only time to help.

1324
01:22:16,260 --> 01:22:18,480
Brenda? How did you get in here?

1325
01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:19,840
As I always do.

1326
01:22:20,100 --> 01:22:21,540
Scurry here, scurry there.

1327
01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:23,160
Someone shoot her.

1328
01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:28,080
Oh, no bullets, Dante. What a shame.

1329
01:22:29,100 --> 01:22:30,920
I'm going to save everyone a bit of
time.

1330
01:22:31,620 --> 01:22:33,780
There's no bullets in any of the other
guns.

1331
01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:35,200
Except this one.

1332
01:22:36,360 --> 01:22:39,740
Now, Margaret taught me a thing or two.
She was a cleaner, remember?

1333
01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:41,760
And she stole things.

1334
01:22:42,180 --> 01:22:43,180
Go on, Brenda.

1335
01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:49,140
And you better hit the deck, Gemma,
because this is going to get very messy.

1336
01:22:49,580 --> 01:22:50,580
Right -o.

1337
01:23:57,800 --> 01:24:00,400
I mean, you could have held them at
gunpoint while we went and got help.

1338
01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:03,800
What's with them now?

1339
01:24:05,960 --> 01:24:06,960
Thanks, Brenda.

1340
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:08,400
I tell you what, Gemma.

1341
01:24:09,180 --> 01:24:12,900
I'll keep an eye on this lot and you go
on up and ask for backup.

1342
01:24:16,700 --> 01:24:18,060
Was anything left at first?

1343
01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:21,040
Well, there's only one way to find out.

1344
01:24:46,510 --> 01:24:49,830
Excuse me, either of you two, Mr. and
Mrs. Bradley and Martin?

1345
01:24:50,130 --> 01:24:51,310
The property developers?

1346
01:24:51,810 --> 01:24:52,810
Yeah.

1347
01:24:52,950 --> 01:24:54,210
Oh, they've been killed?

1348
01:24:54,950 --> 01:24:59,910
Killed? Well, the Mr's, Bradley and
Martin, where the Mrs. is, are probably

1349
01:24:59,910 --> 01:25:00,990
grieving somewhere.

1350
01:25:01,870 --> 01:25:03,630
They only booked me a few weeks ago.

1351
01:25:04,250 --> 01:25:06,990
I've got to cancel it after they've
died.

1352
01:25:08,210 --> 01:25:09,210
Yeah.

1353
01:25:12,390 --> 01:25:13,510
A bulldozer!

1354
01:25:14,350 --> 01:25:16,010
That was what all the shaking was
earlier.

1355
01:25:16,870 --> 01:25:18,270
Look at him, poor bugger.

1356
01:25:19,070 --> 01:25:20,170
Day before opening.

1357
01:25:20,630 --> 01:25:24,090
Well, we made it. An extra 100 ,000 of
you tuned in to find out that the

1358
01:25:24,090 --> 01:25:26,110
murderer was... What sort of everyone?

1359
01:25:26,550 --> 01:25:27,690
But they're all dead now.

1360
01:25:27,910 --> 01:25:28,910
Isn't that amazing?

1361
01:25:29,370 --> 01:25:32,910
And we're joined by a special guest on
the feed. Hello, Vanessa Bell.

1362
01:25:33,890 --> 01:25:34,890
Monica, hi.

1363
01:25:35,270 --> 01:25:36,249
Hey, babe.

1364
01:25:36,250 --> 01:25:37,250
How's things?

1365
01:25:37,490 --> 01:25:39,130
Just checking you're still coming over
tonight.

1366
01:25:39,530 --> 01:25:43,330
You know it. Can you pick up a couple of
dozen sacks of cat litter on the way,

1367
01:25:43,330 --> 01:25:44,840
please? And some Febreze.

1368
01:25:45,180 --> 01:25:46,840
You're looking as well as can be
expected.

1369
01:25:49,460 --> 01:25:50,980
Another one solved, Harry?

1370
01:25:52,380 --> 01:25:53,880
I was born for this life.

1371
01:25:54,540 --> 01:25:55,540
No, you weren't.

1372
01:25:56,820 --> 01:25:57,820
You're like me.

1373
01:25:58,680 --> 01:26:02,260
You were born to sit on the sofa, get
pizza delivered.

1374
01:26:03,700 --> 01:26:06,840
Occasionally make a fool of yourself at
a wedding because you started drinking

1375
01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:07,840
too early.

1376
01:26:08,960 --> 01:26:10,280
So why are you here with me?

1377
01:26:12,320 --> 01:26:13,320
Because I love you.

1378
01:26:14,210 --> 01:26:15,290
The proper you.

1379
01:26:16,110 --> 01:26:18,970
Not the sergeant, super -client
-fighting Gemma.

1380
01:26:20,090 --> 01:26:23,190
The Gemma who takes all the covers and
then complains she's too off.

1381
01:26:24,310 --> 01:26:28,330
And the Gemma who rings me on the phone
to tell me that she's lost her phone.

1382
01:26:29,630 --> 01:26:33,810
Oh, have I let this whole serious crimes
agency thing go to my head?

1383
01:26:36,630 --> 01:26:39,530
If I'm afraid to say yes, that should
tell you a lot right now.

1384
01:26:41,470 --> 01:26:42,470
OK.

1385
01:26:43,820 --> 01:26:45,280
We'll go back to doing the coach tour.

1386
01:26:45,720 --> 01:26:47,180
Back on the road, me and you.

1387
01:26:48,520 --> 01:26:49,520
Yeah.

1388
01:26:49,960 --> 01:26:52,060
That'd mean me killing your dreams,
wouldn't it?

1389
01:26:53,060 --> 01:26:54,500
Isn't that the point of marriage?

1390
01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:55,920
It is, yeah.

1391
01:26:57,340 --> 01:27:01,740
It's also important to have grievances
to hold over each other's heads as and

1392
01:27:01,740 --> 01:27:02,740
when required.

1393
01:27:03,900 --> 01:27:06,920
The detective agents say the grievance
is gold mine.

1394
01:27:08,320 --> 01:27:12,920
Today, for instance, you planned to kill
me at another's direction.

1395
01:27:14,060 --> 01:27:15,060
Pure gold.

1396
01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:16,780
I'm not giving that up.

1397
01:27:18,140 --> 01:27:19,420
Proper love you, you know.

1398
01:27:25,320 --> 01:27:26,640
And I'll even give up the gun.

1399
01:27:28,640 --> 01:27:29,760
Of course.

1400
01:27:31,860 --> 01:27:35,280
You had the gun all this time. Why
didn't you use the gun?